What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Why do many women in Turkey prefer to date blacks as a lover?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can someone fall in love with a person they have never met in person, but only through thoughts and imagination?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

How quickly can you gain muscle by only consuming milk and chicken breasts, without using any supplements such as creatine or whey isolate?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

F1 reveals 2026 calendar as Madrid replaces Imola - Motorsport.com

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Horizon Zero Dawn fans heartbroken over Horizon 3 teaser - GAMINGbible

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Brazilian Gamers Infuriated by Sudden PS5 Price Hikes - Push Square

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Eating green bananas can lower your risk of cancer by over 60% - The Brighter Side of News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Vandenberg’s Next Mission: SpaceX Rocket Launch on Sunday - Noozhawk

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Israel recovers bodies of three dead hostages from Gaza - BBC

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes